What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Oliver's friends

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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