Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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