- Anti Joke

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA gargle" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."runs JOKES KILL >:}

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Women's rights

How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is Jason? Black.

black people. that is all...

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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