9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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My sister has to take a dump

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Ben is gay

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why Because

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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