A Jew returns change.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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