- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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