Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What what In the butt

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Small breasts.

What's 9 +10 19

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

anus soup

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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