Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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