Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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