How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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