A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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