Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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