Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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