Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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