why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A women left the kitchen.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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