what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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No your aunties a joke

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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