- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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