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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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