Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

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