- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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