Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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