- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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