there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Hi.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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womens rights

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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miha kako si?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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