- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

haha black people :D

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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