- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

dyslexics of the world untie!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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