- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Women.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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