What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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