What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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