- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's 9+10? 19

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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