- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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