Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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