Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Anti Joke

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