Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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