There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Cancer

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

My cat just died.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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