What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

knock knock go away

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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