How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why? Because.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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