Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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