- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Justin Bieber

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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