- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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