Knock knock... Home invasion

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Turkey Balls

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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