Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

You should read the Terms of Service.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

I'm Polish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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