A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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