Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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