- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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