- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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