- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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