- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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