What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Jovan

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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