- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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