- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

batman farted so hes retarded

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Balls

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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