What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

this website is a bad joke

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yellow People !!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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