- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock knock, COME IN!

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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