- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

No

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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