Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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