- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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