Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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