- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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