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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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