why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Guest what in the butt

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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