A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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deez nuts

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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guess what what ...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

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