A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's 9+10? 19

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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