- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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