What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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