This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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star wars kid

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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