Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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