- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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