- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Poop

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

pull my finger (farts)

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot