- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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