- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

miha kako si?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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