- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Everybody will die

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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