- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??