Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

this website is a bad joke

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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