- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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