- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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