why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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