- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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