whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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