- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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