Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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