- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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