Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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